Harry Potter skämt

Den är så bra!

*skakar av hysteriskt skratt*

hihi, kul!

Hi hi,roliga skämt!

Gilla om ni tyckte dom här var roliga.

Endast My Chemical romance kommer att fatta den här.

-Varför är Vernon Dursley så elak och dum?

Svar: För att hans favorit tidning är The daily mail. XD

Vet inte om det är direkt är ett skämt men detta kan lika gärna postas här:

Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.

"Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”

"Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.

“‘Nice socks, Potter,’ Moody growled as he passed, his magical eye staring through Harry’s robes.”

“‘Everyone seems quite relieved, though, considering they all knew I’d get off,’ said Harry, smiling.”

"Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds."

“‘Potter, you can skin Malfoy’s shrivelfig’” - Snape

“‘It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight.’” - Ron

"He could feel it vibrating and let go; it hung in midair, unsupported, at exactly the right height for him to mount it."

“‘When I came out it bobbed along a bit and I followed it behind the shed and then it…well, it went inside me.’”

“‘Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people’s.’” - Hagrid

“‘She tasted /disgusting/, worse than Gurdyroots! Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you.…’” - Hermione

"Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry’s wand than anyone else’s."

“What did he do to you, Diddy?” Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley’s leather jacket. “Was it— was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use— his thing?”

"Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let’s do it tonight.”

“Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.”

"But whether James really did take off Snape’s pants, Harry never found out."

And my personal favourite:
“‘Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?’ said Ron.”

Haha! Den var jätterolig!