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Luna.Lovegood
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Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

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Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
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Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
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Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)

11 maj, 2012 20:26

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Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

------------------


Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
----------------------------------------

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
--------------------------

Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)


Haha! Det är typiskt dig!

11 maj, 2012 20:39

Luna.Lovegood
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Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

------------------


Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
----------------------------------------

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
--------------------------

Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)


Haha! Det är typiskt dig!

Vilket? Humorn, eller att dö när man ska leva för evigt?

11 maj, 2012 20:41

Celest Gaunt
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Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

------------------


Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
----------------------------------------

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
--------------------------

Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)


Haha! Det är typiskt dig!

Vilket? Humorn, eller att dö när man ska leva för evigt?


Båda två....

11 maj, 2012 20:41

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Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

------------------


Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
----------------------------------------

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
--------------------------

Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)


Du fick mig nyss att inse det märkliga i att jag konstaterar att jag "Döööör! :'D))" när jag stöter på ngt märkligt. Livv fårevver iss de tfing!

Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have - Hermione Granger https://www.mugglarportalen.se/images/proxy.php?q=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F4v0ks0.gif

11 maj, 2012 22:54

Luna.Lovegood
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Skrivet av Vipratten:
Spoiler:
Tryck här för att visa!
Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

------------------


Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
----------------------------------------

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
--------------------------

Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)


Du fick mig nyss att inse det märkliga i att jag konstaterar att jag "Döööör! :'D))" när jag stöter på ngt märkligt. Livv fårevver iss de tfing!

nu först? x) Jag har poängterat det i veckor
*livvin fårevvur*

11 maj, 2012 22:55

Vipratten
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Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Vipratten:
Spoiler:
Tryck här för att visa!
Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

------------------


Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
----------------------------------------

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
--------------------------

Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)


Du fick mig nyss att inse det märkliga i att jag konstaterar att jag "Döööör! :'D))" när jag stöter på ngt märkligt. Livv fårevver iss de tfing!

nu först? x) Jag har poängterat det i veckor
*livvin fårevvur*

*SEG*...

Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have - Hermione Granger https://www.mugglarportalen.se/images/proxy.php?q=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F4v0ks0.gif

11 maj, 2012 23:02

Luna.Lovegood
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Skrivet av Vipratten:
Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Vipratten:
Spoiler:
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Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood:
Skrivet av Celest Gaunt:
Här har vi 3 st :

Albus: Dad I need to tell you...
Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term?
Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin.
Harry: That´s great!
Albus: Dad... I'm gay.
Harry: .....Okay!
Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy
Harry: W...What?!!

------------------


Why did the Weasel cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers
----------------------------------------

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.
--------------------------

Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd!

Dog en aning på sista, faktiskt x)
(och insåg sen att det är tvärt om, den bidrar till att ajm gånna livv fårevver! 8D)


Du fick mig nyss att inse det märkliga i att jag konstaterar att jag "Döööör! :'D))" när jag stöter på ngt märkligt. Livv fårevver iss de tfing!

nu först? x) Jag har poängterat det i veckor
*livvin fårevvur*

*SEG*...

Yep, very SEG
Men nu ska vi inte spamma tråden...
*skickar PM istället*

11 maj, 2012 23:02

Filifjonkan
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Ron går fram till professor Mcgonnagall och frågar
"Kan man få skäll för något man inte har gjort Professorn?"
"Nej, varför undrar du Mr Weasley?"
"jag har inte gjort läxan om grundförtrollning...

evak forever.

14 maj, 2012 18:42

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Skrivet av Filifjonkan:
Ron går fram till professor Mcgonnagall och frågar
"Kan man få skäll för något man inte har gjort Professorn?"
"Nej, varför undrar du Mr Weasley?"
"jag har inte gjort läxan om grundförtrollning...
[/quote

Haha den var bara bäst!

Winter is coming...

15 maj, 2012 07:59

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