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Vipratten
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Spoiler: Tryck här för att visa! Som personen ovan sa: Misstolka och tänk lite barnförbjudet ![]() (Jag kommer få leva med det i resten av mitt liv antar jag? ![]() Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have - Hermione Granger ![]() 11 maj, 2012 11:31 |
Luna.Lovegood
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Skrivet av Vipratten: Spoiler: Tryck här för att visa! Som personen ovan sa: Misstolka och tänk lite barnförbjudet ![]() (Jag kommer få leva med det i resten av mitt liv antar jag? ![]() Okej... Jag får jobba på det där ett tag, tror jag. (japp, jag är SEG toll tusen) (och visst får du leva med det. Fast jag kan hålla tyst om det om du vill. Nästan iaf. Kanske. ![]() 11 maj, 2012 11:34 |
argus filtch
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Skrivet av Luna.Lovegood: Skrivet av Vipratten: Jag hade kul åt ditt skämt ![]() Om du tolkar det lite fel och så, ska det gå att förstå (Rimmet var inte menat egentligen, men jag gillar rim!) Jag hänger fortfarande inte med helt, men... ![]() (och rimmet var fint ![]() ![]() det fins typ wow.se roliga bild sidor så brukar det va någotsmutsigt och sen står det your dirty if you know what i mean fattar du a wise man ones said i don`t know what weapons we use in ww3 but in ww4 we use sticks and stones 11 maj, 2012 11:44 |
Mill Goodness
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Älskar HP vitsar! ♥
![]() Förresten du har smuts på näsan. 11 maj, 2012 14:16 |
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alla är så bra!
11 maj, 2012 14:32 |
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11 maj, 2012 16:33 |
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11 maj, 2012 16:37 |
Celest Gaunt
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Här har vi 3 st :
Albus: Dad I need to tell you... Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term? Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin. Harry: That´s great! Albus: Dad... I'm gay. Harry: .....Okay! Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy Harry: W...What?!! ------------------ Why did the Weasel cross the road? Somebody tossed a knut. Why did Potter cross the road. No reason, but someone will write a book about it. Why did Draco cross the road? So he could swing his hips at Potter. Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? Draco did. Why did the Dark Lord cross the road? Because Potter couldn't stop him. Why did Death Eaters cross the road? The Dark Lord ordered it. Why did Trevor cross the road? To get away from Longbottom. Why did Dumbledore cross the road? He was following the poisoned lemon drops. Why did Professor Snape stand in the road? So no one could tell what side he was on. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? Because we are doublecrossers ---------------------------------------- Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball? He had no body to go with. -------------------------- Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd! ![]() 11 maj, 2012 17:51 |
Ginny!!!!
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Skrivet av Celest Gaunt: Första var bäst x"3Här har vi 3 st : Albus: Dad I need to tell you... Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term? Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin. Harry: That´s great! Albus: Dad... I'm gay. Harry: .....Okay! Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy Harry: W...What?!! ------------------ Why did the Weasel cross the road? Somebody tossed a knut. Why did Potter cross the road. No reason, but someone will write a book about it. Why did Draco cross the road? So he could swing his hips at Potter. Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? Draco did. Why did the Dark Lord cross the road? Because Potter couldn't stop him. Why did Death Eaters cross the road? The Dark Lord ordered it. Why did Trevor cross the road? To get away from Longbottom. Why did Dumbledore cross the road? He was following the poisoned lemon drops. Why did Professor Snape stand in the road? So no one could tell what side he was on. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? Because we are doublecrossers ---------------------------------------- Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball? He had no body to go with. -------------------------- Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd! ![]() ![]() ![]() 11 maj, 2012 19:52 |
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Skrivet av Celest Gaunt: Här har vi 3 st : Albus: Dad I need to tell you... Harry: Oh, yes, how had been your first term? Albus: Dad... I'm in Slytherin. Harry: That´s great! Albus: Dad... I'm gay. Harry: .....Okay! Albus: Dad... I fancy Scorpius Malfoy Harry: W...What?!! ------------------ Why did the Weasel cross the road? Somebody tossed a knut. Why did Potter cross the road. No reason, but someone will write a book about it. Why did Draco cross the road? So he could swing his hips at Potter. Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? Draco did. Why did the Dark Lord cross the road? Because Potter couldn't stop him. Why did Death Eaters cross the road? The Dark Lord ordered it. Why did Trevor cross the road? To get away from Longbottom. Why did Dumbledore cross the road? He was following the poisoned lemon drops. Why did Professor Snape stand in the road? So no one could tell what side he was on. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? Because we are doublecrossers ---------------------------------------- Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball? He had no body to go with. -------------------------- Hittade dem och kom att tänka på denna tråd! ![]() Sista ♥33 ![]() 11 maj, 2012 19:56 |
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