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alla är ass bra! LOL!

25 apr, 2012 21:26

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Yo mama skämt. Derp

Yo mama's so ugly, even Voldemort won't say her name!
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses!
Yo mama so ugly, even dementors won't kiss her!


Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake!



Gamla, men skrattar lika mycket varje gång jag hör dm xD


Jag med! x')

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25 apr, 2012 21:55

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Skrivet av Pinkie:
Yo mama skämt. Derp

Yo mama's so ugly, even Voldemort won't say her name!
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses!
Yo mama so ugly, even dementors won't kiss her!


Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Yo mama so fat,a boggart saw her and turned in to vegetables!

26 apr, 2012 07:17

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ron e ensam hemma å de knackar på dörren
-vem e de?
-du vet vem
-nej de vet ja nt
-mörkrets härskare
-darth vader?
-neej!den andre!
-darth sidus?
-NEJ! nu går ja!
-nej vänta!ja vill kolla på star wars!!!!



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26 apr, 2012 14:09

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Skrivet av mums:
ron e ensam hemma å de knackar på dörren
-vem e de?
-du vet vem
-nej de vet ja nt
-mörkrets härskare
-darth vader?
-neej!den andre!
-darth sidus?
-NEJ! nu går ja!
-nej vänta!ja vill kolla på star wars!!!!


fattar nada

26 apr, 2012 14:14

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njaa ja har jättekonstig humor!!!!!!!!!!!

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26 apr, 2012 14:21

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Why does Dobby keep criticizing himself?
He has low Elf-estem

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.


Hittade fler boktitlar ^^
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber
Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban
Harry Potter and too many Goblets of Firewhisky
Harry Potter Ordering around the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince

Eller Sagan om ringen-inspirerat:
Harry Potter, The Fellowship of the Prophecy
Harry Potter, The North Tower
Harry Potter, The Return of the Headmaster

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26 apr, 2012 16:46

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Skrivet av Matizze:
Why does Dobby keep criticizing himself?
He has low Elf-estem

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.


Hittade fler boktitlar ^^
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber
Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban
Harry Potter and too many Goblets of Firewhisky
Harry Potter Ordering around the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince

Eller Sagan om ringen-inspirerat:
Harry Potter, The Fellowship of the Prophecy
Harry Potter, The North Tower
Harry Potter, The Return of the Headmaster

X'D Sååååå bäst, speciellt den med Voldy. "He had no body to go with!" XD

26 apr, 2012 16:52

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Skrivet av Matizze:
Why does Dobby keep criticizing himself?
He has low Elf-estem

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.


Hittade fler boktitlar ^^
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber
Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban
Harry Potter and too many Goblets of Firewhisky
Harry Potter Ordering around the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the 3/4 Blood Prince

Eller Sagan om ringen-inspirerat:
Harry Potter, The Fellowship of the Prophecy
Harry Potter, The North Tower
Harry Potter, The Return of the Headmaster

Bäzzzzzt!!

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26 apr, 2012 16:54

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Why did the Weasel cross the road?
Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road.
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Draco cross the road?
So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?
Because Potter couldn't stop him.

Why did Death Eaters cross the road?
The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?
To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?
He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.



-Var är du?
-Här
-kom igen, var är du??
-HÄR SER DU INTE MIG?
-nej VAR?
-här under osynlighetsmantlen..

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26 apr, 2012 17:10

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